Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Saja nak share..

salam,

Dapat ni tru email..dari seorang kawan..

Kids Are Quick!!!!

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.

aku : betul la budak budak tu jawab! ha ha ha

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

aku : hah..kali kali kena hafal!

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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)

aku : lawak budak Melayu belajo bahasa orang putih ni!
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

aku: hah..ni baru belajo sains!
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!

aku : ye tak ye jugak....
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

aku : lain kali suruh jer budak budak main guling guling..

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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

aku : cikgu ke salah atau anak murid?? ha ha

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.

aku : ambikkkk

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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

aku : terharru!!
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your bro ther's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

aku : ye tak ye juga...nak buat cam no??
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SMILEEEEE.....

4 comments:

ibundo said...

kahkah... goli hati den.

Nizam.Ariff said...

Lawak la...

PerantauSepi1306 said...

cute jokes :D

ASH said...

kak pah,
walaupun geli hati, kakpah tetap kelihatan tenang, tampak ayu dan penuh KEIBUAAN supan santun...
saya nampak kak Pah dari netbook saya ni!!Tak caya?
he he he..

Nizam,
walaupun lawak, tapi akak nampak engkau tetap berkerut selepas habis makan STEAK ITIK yang engkau saja nak TAYANGkan itu!!
he he..

perantau sepi,
lawak gak la sebab lawak ni lawak LOYAR BURUK keluaran mat Saleh!