Dapat ni tru email..dari seorang kawan..
Kids Are Quick!!!!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
aku : betul la budak budak tu jawab! ha ha ha
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
aku : hah..kali kali kena hafal!
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this kid)
aku : lawak budak Melayu belajo bahasa orang putih ni!
TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
aku: hah..ni baru belajo sains!
TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me!
aku : ye tak ye jugak....
TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
aku : lain kali suruh jer budak budak main guling guling..
TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
aku : cikgu ke salah atau anak murid?? ha ha
TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
aku : ambikkkk
TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
aku : terharru!!
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your bro ther's.
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
aku : ye tak ye juga...nak buat cam no??